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An Facebook Whore


A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on facebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.

Signs of a facebook addict:[]

1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.

2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"

3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.

4. If you are in at least 30 groups.

5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.

6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.

7. If you log in to Facebook more than 3 times a day.

8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.

9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.

10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.

11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.